How I Would Review Movies

    I thought I'd do some movie reviews because it's something to do and if I don't do things I think about things and that never turns out well. But before I review anything I'm going to tell you how I plan to do it, so that when I do it you can read this again and see all the things I lied about.
    First, I'm only going to review movies I like. The reasons for this are that there aren't very many movies that I don't like. There is no doubt that the reasons I have for liking these movies are going to be controversial, but I'm going to put them out there. It might be interesting to see if loving things can cause arguments as well as hating them does.
    Secondly, I'll be using a three-star system. Three stars will indicate a film that has unlimited replay value for me, which I can watch every day and have a different perspective on the movie and the reality it seeks to expose. Two stars will indicate a film that has changed the way I see the world, but replay value is limited. One star will indicate that it's in the same realm but that I realize it is by almost any other definition a bad or even terrible movie. You'll notice none of these rankings recommend whether you, the reader, should watch the film. That's because I don't want to tell anyone what to do, and try to avoid ever doing so.
    So if you want to come back tomorrow when I'll be writing up a film review. A splendid time is guaranteed for all.