Get this: There was this one time, right, and I decided to play some... Minecraft...

Today I decided to play some Minecraft (big surprise, right?)

But wait, there's more!

For some reason I was typing and sending everything I thought with the chat bar.

Anyways, it was getting dark so I went to bed.

This was the transcript when I woke up:

"Ah... Good morning, sun! What a wonderful day!"

"W-w-w-what is that...?" (I was legitimately scared here.)

"WTF A CREEPER!!!!!!!!!" (The amount of !s is approximate.)

After this the Creeper blew up and killed me. After getting my stuff back and having a good laugh, I wrote:

"Just an average morning in Minecraft!"

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR...

The end.